Dec 3

The Scalawag of Blue Mountain

blue-ridge-mountainsThe beautiful, ancient Blue Ridge Mountains of North Carolina, part of the great Appalachian chain, are rich with folk culture, traditional American music and mysterious lore. They may also be home to a species of unclassified ape that may be one of the North American creatures that has collectively been called Bigfoot or Sasquatch. Jimmy Lee, native to the area, heard the stories about this giant ape-man, but never thought he’d meet it – face to face. Yet he did. This is Jimmy Lee’s story…

 

When I was growing up in the Blue Ridge Mountains of North Carolina, in a far-off little town that isn’t even big enough to make it on map, we had a legend about some kind of a mountain prowler called the scalawag – a “man” not unlike the Yeti or Bigfoot that would skulk around people’s orchards at night or tear things up. I am one of the very few to have such an experience with this creature.

I was about twelve at the time and I was staying at my uncle’s place with my cousins Leanne and Jordan. My Uncle Bill is what you might refer to as a distiller, not exactly legal, but safe enough in what he was doing to be not so illegal. Alongside his whiskey and moonshine he used to make an apple mash cider, hard stuff called applejack that would knock your boots clean off.

THE FOOTPRINTS

Behind the old country house – and it wascountry – he had a wooded field that led off through a clearing to his apple groves down a hill where he had twenty or so nice big apple trees.

The morning in question while I was staying over, he came in the house and told everyone at the breakfast table that he found huge scalawag (Bigfoot or something) footprints out by the trees. Jordy and I had to go see this. We went out back after breakfast and looked around as Uncle Bill came out, and sure enough in the mud were big man-like footprints.

My Uncle Bill had brought out his Polaroid camera (no digital in those days) and started snapping shots of them. He wanted to get plaster and fill them in making casts, which I think he still has somewhere. He had always heard these legends, but assumed they were bunk.

Jordy and I wondered if we could prove him wrong. We hatched a weird plan to pitch tent out there and see if we could catch the creature.

THE CAMP OUT

Around eight o’clock that night, we had our pup tents set up and had brought along our flashlights, lanterns and whatever else we were going to use.

We were having fun, thoughts of Bigfoot or not, from what I recall. At around eleven or so, as our small campfire began to retire, we finally started to dose off within our tent to the sound of crickets chirping in the summer night.

After about thirty minutes, I heard a weird, teethy whistling. As I took notice, I jabbed Jordan awake. He sat up, and together we heard the cracking of sticks out there in the dark. Someone was walking out there. Could be a deer, maybe, but I doubted it as it came in closer.

I had the flashlight ready as I opened the flap of the tent and looked out. I turned the flashlight with a fumble of my hands as I began to search the surrounding groves, shining the light up on the trees as far as the beam would go out there. I looked back at Jordy, now getting a bit frightened. He was eager to know what I was seeing out there as he could hardly bear himself to look.

THE CREATURE

Suddenly, there was a powerful smell of sewage or something like pungent animal crap as then another set of twigs snapped. My flashlight beamed over to under a tree and there was – and this is no lie – a huge, ape-like mammal crouched down on its big, nasty, hairy legs eating the windfall apples off the ground. It didn’t even seem to take notice of us. “Let’s get out of here, nice and slow,” I said to Jordy.

This thing had red-orangey, sparse, dirty-looking hair all down its thick, oversized back. I told Jordy, “Stay quiet and don’t say a word… or we are dead.”

The creature was munching at the apples grotesquely in his big scooping hands. Then his beady black eyes shot to me fast. Its face was so ugly I can barely put words to it. It had a mashed-in, flat nose, a mouth that was nothing more than a grimacing, thin, crooked crag, human-like ears under its orangey hair and a pointed, hairy head with blank ape-like eyes with sort of a heavy brow ridge above them. It had no hair on its face at all; it was just like thick, orangey, dirty skin with a hint of brown.

Its big, orangey, furry, weird arm quickly came up to block the light from its eyes as then he let out this loud, fowl cry – a wailing, gritting howl. It waved its big arms and mitt-like hands at the light as if to snap it away from his eyes. Jordy and I both shuddered and quaked to the point of near crying as even my flashlight trembled around. The animal quickly lunged around the bottom of the tree and stood up all the way on its two legs and ran – not walked – ran as the mere inhuman size of his weighty body was enough to make any man die in fear at the sight of him. I’m talking probably over 900 pounds of hulking ape-man-thing-who-knows-what.

The monster ran off into the woods in a way that you could only see in a nature film or a primate exhibit at a zoo, but it ran upright like a man and was fast at whatever it was doing.

THE ESCAPE

Jordy was behind me and saw only a little of the thing. I told him that on the count of three, forget the crap at camp, on the count of three with our flashlights only, we make a break for it.

On three we were out of the tent at top speed, bolting and panting and running for dear life in the near dark to the jiggle of our flashlights ahead of us toward the house, scared to the nines that this thing was going to be right on our tails.

I looked up to the house as we came running up through the clearing. I could see a light was on in there as we booked up fast. We bolted to the house, running up the steps lightspeed and getting in the house fast.

I went in, seeing Uncle Bill, as Jordy sped in. We slammed the door behind us and locked it fast. We checked out the windows, scared bad.

Jordy screamed for his dad to get the guns as I tried my best to explain what I saw. Uncle Bill was in no mood to go chase down what I saw out there. I told him everything about what it looked like. All he had were a couple of .22s for deer hunting. This thing required a ten-gauge at least to bring it down. I told him this sucker was big.

THE HOWL

Uncle Bill got the gun anyway, loaded it up and went outside onto the back porch. We all went out there, Jordy and I close behind Uncle Bill with the rifle pointing outward as his flashlight whipped around checking things.

There was a raucous sound, like a wild man, and it was loud! Loud enough to carry an echo through the woods. Uncle Bill just let out a string of his fanciest expletives and went back inside fast, not even daring to step foot out there that night.

By this time, Jordy was going off: “We gotta kill it! We gotta kill it!” Uncle Bill had his gun in his arms, battening down the windows and closing curtains. He turned the porch lights on, from what I can recall, and just sat there a good part of the night, just from hearing that one sound, with the .22 by his chair, in fear.

THE EVIDENCE

The next morning, we went out at the crack of dawn. There they were: huge footprints with huge toes in the mud, lots of them. To our shock, there was also some kind of large animal dung mound. I might have caught him while he was doing his thing (gross as that sounds). There were wet, sloppy chunks of windfallen rotten apples that I guess were bits he dropped or mashed.

The whole day, we were all telling everybody. My aunt was out there looking and couldn’t make any sense of it. Jordy and I were looking out to see where he came from in the woods and we couldn’t quite figure it out.

To this day, occasionally, not often though, they do still hear the sounds out there by his place at night. A whistling or horrible howling. And damned if he goes out to investigate it. That thing is a true-to-life monster of the woods, whatever the local folklore want to call it.

Sasquatch is real. That’s what I call it, and I saw this thing first-hand.

 

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