Jun 1

The Unknown Files: The White ‘Thang’

Lurking around the counties of Morgan, Etowah and Jefferson Alabama is something big, white and hairy witnesses have reported seeing since the 1930’s. What could it be? An Albino Sasquatch?

3 Responses to “The Unknown Files: The White ‘Thang’”

  1. Colleen B

    I don’t want to see a white one of these after hearing about the one in Washington state with the scar that is mean. Wes, what is with that one. You’ve never said why people say he is mean?

  2. Matthew W

    So old man George Norris saw the white thang in a graveyard, it looked to him to be a lion and he decided to go to sleep! Then old man Norris woke up with the white thang laying next to him, hmmmm. After careful study, I have concluded that old man Norris has his still in the vicinity of the graveyard and with the proper amount of white lightening on board, the white thang becomes apparent. With a little more shine, one can see the thang sleeping next to you. This theory is further supported by their mention that white thang is seen at funerals. At funerals, the shine flows liberally.
    Colleen B, have you heard tell of one of these, in Washington or else where that wasn’t mean?

  3. Stephen C

    omg who ever put this together makes it sound like people from Alabama are ignorant and dumb. Hey fella we don’t stand on the front porch looking for ufos and have sex with our cousins anymore- just Bigfoot Big ones at that. But don’t be disappointed there’s still some white ones around we just don’t have spend the night party in graveyards with them

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