Sep 21

Mattsquatch Presents: How to Kill a Bigfoot

Mattsquatch Presents writes “Let me set the record straight, I only believe in killing a Sasquatch in self defense or for legitamate scientific discovery. As a hunter and Bigfoot enthusiast, I thought it would an interesting conversation on actually how to do it.”

6 Responses to “Mattsquatch Presents: How to Kill a Bigfoot”

  1. Kenneth M

    A direct hunt is unfair they have an advantage of being a stealthy predator. Poison, booby traps, explosives with trip wires or wired “gifting boxes” in a habitat, chloroform etc. etc are probably the best option.

  2. darren w

    I think to hunt one of these things would require nothing less than someone with the highest level of marine scout sniper training. Someone who can lie utterly motionless and alone in the bush for days at a time. Absolute superior survival and predatory mental conditioning. Obviously we are no match for them on a physical level so it seems clear to me that mental prowess would be the best asset. And a really big gun.

    • Trey

      Sounds like a plan. Laying there with a Barret .50 cal and a SF squad on standby in case you need backup. Take the shot from a 1,000 yds or so and wait for your team to bring it out while you watch the body after the kill

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