There have been a lot of brutal battles on the campaign trail over the past few years, but we are pretty sure this is a first. A candidate for a seat in the Virginia House has accused her opponent of being an aficionado of Sasquatch porn. He insists that he is not into sexy bigfoots and says the book he is working on, the one he posted the cover art for is a legitimate study about people who believe in bigfoot and he didn’t know there was such a thing as Bigfoot erotica. We did not know this either, but we looked it up and it turns out not only is Bigfoot porn a thing, there is a whole world of imaginary monster erotica.
Renee S
I can’t even….
Maynard w
Timothy Renner recently did a show where he talked about bigfoot erotica. Strange Familiars episode 40- Patrons only. Who knew? I really could have gone gone my whole life without knowing this existed. As if this topic needed more strangeness. People are weird. Whatever.
Vivian M
Wtf?! ?
Maynard w
If Patty shows up delivering my pizza and there’s “bom chicka bow wow” music, I’m out. Whole topic. Out.
Gumshoguy
Exactly Maynard. The topic subject matter echoes some of the darkest cormers of Globalist genre. With hundreds of thousands of children stolen and abused, I find no humor in Kimmel’s trash or the subject matter. These people are sick, and they want to spread their virulence in every segemnt of public.
Asheim
Was looking for some books on Sasquatch to read and found out there was a lot of trashy such books on the subject.
Timothy C
Ummmm the turn and look that Patty gave the camera truly was NOT a bedroom eyed squatch suggesting “I’m going to the bedroom,you coming big boy”… There are some truly sick people out there.. Lol and/or Omg… ???
michael m
I DONT KNOW?i ALWAYS THOUGHT PATTY WAS HOT,EVEN THOUGH I WAS ONLY 11 YEARS OLD WHEN THE PATTERSON GIMLIN FILM CAME OUT.BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN ATTRACTED TO OLDER PRIMATES.
Debbie C
It’s sad, porn gets it’s head into everything now days:(