Oct 3

“Bigfoot” In Quotes, Spotted Chilling in Oklahoma in Viral Video

TMZ writes “An apparent Bigfoot has made his (or her) inevitable TikTok debut … and the footage is actually the best to date of a Sasquatch in the wild — as opposed to a snack commercial.

Here’s the big hairy deal … a video posted Wednesday that has since gone viral shows what sure as hell seems to be a Bigfoot just chilling against a tree in a wooded area of Lawton, about 3 hours from Oklahoma City.

The video is only a few seconds long, but it sure does look like something ripped right out of “Harry and the Hendersons” … the TikToker who posted called the instance the “scariest moment” of his life.

If this really is an elusive Sasquatch, the manimal better be careful — ’cause Lawton is a military town, right next to Fort Sill … and lord only knows the tests they administer!!!

Whatever the case, it’s kinda refreshing to get some purported footage that is not completely grainy and shot from 200 yards away … as these “spottings” tend to be.
We suppose this could all be a hoax, and perhaps someone is just chilling in the area sporting a Bigfoot costume ahead of Halloween … or there’s collusion going on here for some clout chasing — but maybe this is the real deal, folks!”

9 Responses to ““Bigfoot” In Quotes, Spotted Chilling in Oklahoma in Viral Video”

  1. Craig F

    good hoax? something about the projecting mouth looks more like a gorilla. I guess people see that look sometimes. Thinking good attempt to hoax. Something aint right about it.

  2. Ron S

    I look more athletic getting up off the couch when the oven timer goes off for the pizza.

    Sooo, he was eating his salad before going for the meat sticks? Smart, looks like the preservatives were taking its toll.

    Is this Slim-Jim messin’ with Jack Links?

    We shouldn’t have any problem capturing them now, it seems they’re starting to slip… Either that or you just gotta be lucky enough to find the Sasquatch’s old folks sanctuary.

    Maybe that’s the deep growl some of us have heard… It’s Sasquatch just trying to stand up. Well, his “stand up” did get me laughing 😂, might be the next Bill Murray, Built Furry.

    I knew there had to be one deaf one in the bunch.

    That’s just like a noisy teenager to interrupt your nice peaceful day when you least expect it.

    If this is Sasquatch and what’s causing all the PTSD, you should be able to leave it behind now.

    I was convinced Sasquatch was a demon. Nope, just a dummin’.

    Ok ok, I’m done.😂

  3. Ron S

    Patty BF took one look at him, turned to friends and said “Not my type”.

    Patty BF was in an arranged marriage to this one… She cried uncontrollably and was never seen again.

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