Sasquatch Chronicles Blog

Oct 6

Filmmaker ceases production after spotting several Sasquatch’s

I am not sure what to make of this one. I want to thank Paul M. for sending it to me.

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The filmmaker left this message on our Facebook wall:
I’m an inspiring film maker in California and the pictures you’re seeing were part of a $50,000 film project. This film was to take place in the National Forest of California. As I was scouting shooting locations all across several large National Forests I observed at a distance what I believe to be a family of Sasquatches. I thought they were people in ghillie suits due to the number of hunters in the National Forest, but upon observing them for several minutes I noticed unusual long arms. Since then I have not returned to the National Forest and this $50,000 film project has been canceled. Being a huge skeptic I could not believe what I saw for a very long time. I am just now reaching out to anyone involved with Bigfoot research in hopes that if I come forward with this information I can have animal activist protect these creatures before they get hurt or killed. I’m now selling this Bigfoot on eBay at: www.ebay.com and hoping that someone will take my account seriously. If you’d like more information on what happened please contact me here asap.

 

Credit: http://bigfootevidence.blogspot.com/2015/10/film-maker-ceases-production-after.html

 

28 Responses to “Filmmaker ceases production after spotting several Sasquatch’s”

  2. Jeff M

    He needs to share the film he took when he was scouting locations? Oh wait there isn’t any? He wants 50,000 for the monkey suit? He canceled the money for his film because of a sighting and now wants to sell a monkey suit to get more money that he canceled? Something smells squatchy.

  3. Trent M

    Who’s going to protect his”animal activist”?? What a tool. These creatures are more than proficient at protecting themselves and I really don’t think they need the nanny state to do it for them.

  7. Elise B

    His Ebay listing says he is a first time seller on Ebay but his history has sales, some from over a year ago. What national forest? Long arms is not the first thing I would notice, myself.

  11. Frankie P

    I’m not buying it. He lost too much money if there was a “deal” to begin with. And the suit? Who would go for that in a movie now days? Think he’s selling it at Halloween for primo price.

  12. Indignico

    Clues for joke-ness… Self-defeating Malapropisms tucked away in his press releases… Eg ‘I’m an inspiring filmmaker’ instead of ‘I’m an aspiring filmmaker’… Of course perhaps he is naturally and unintentionally undermining himself by making that kind of mistake… But seems too perfect to be accidental.

    And I’ve personally pulled a particularly public political prank in my own past so I suppose that makes me almost a pro of that sort of doublespeak. (Search Limited Issue Velvet Republicans if you’d like to verify the curriculum vitae on the project behind that claim)

  13. Andrew L

    I’ll apologize for the negativity right now but- this guy is an asshole. If it was any other topic I wouldn’t be so irritated but I’m insulted.
    Using words out of context, incorrect tenses, not naming the National Park, then the most important part- his eBay pitch all wrapped up nicely with a not so subtle dick pic. This is just your run of the mill, illiterate, immature, disturbingly unintelligent fratboy who’s WAY more impressed by his stunt than ANY other moron with a 15 year old’s sense of humor.
    I hope this jackass wears that amateur joke of a suit out in a place where there actually ARE hunters. One less brainless wise ass.

  15. Carl

    Well since you need the proper paperwork to film in a National forest I say he produces this paperwork to prove they actually were going to film a movie there.

  16. James B

    Sorry, to many screw-ups (lol) For me to buy the story or the cheap X-Rated costume! yea, I feel like I’ve been slapped across the face. People like this is why we are not taken seriously! If its true he would be in the next 411!

  18. Kay S

    Firstly, this guy needs to do some housework. That room’s a tip!
    Secondly, does the suit come with or without the penis? If it’s included, he will need to inform the bidders they’re getting ‘short’ changed!
    Lastly, not the cleverest way to get attention. He just comes across as a prat.

  20. Paul M

    Hey WES. don’t get me Paul m. From minnesnowta. Mix up with the PM that sent this stuff your way. I like jokes. But they should be funny. Now seems nobody’s buying his legendary film carer. I’m not either. I’m thinking dudes a kunkle head lookin to off a weenie costume. He mite need some help.

  21. Steven J

    Gee, everyone is beating this guy up pretty bad. Sure, he can’t spell or right for crap… that’s why he is using his “artistic skills” to make a movie. Not sure how many others looked at the eBay posting in more detail, but that member in question does actually come with the suit, so it is a prosthetic. That means he took time out to actually design the costume and all of its “parts”, including hands and feet.

    I suspect it was probably an adult film, and the prosthetic ended up being non functional, so the whole “Squatch does America” project had to be abandoned. LMAO

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