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Sep 21

The Confessionals: Hunting Dogman

The Confessionals writes “Join me, Tony Merkel, on a spine-tingling Dogman hunt during a supermoon night with my fearless partner-in-creepiness, Bryan Jeffrey from Black Mass Paranormal.

We’re exploring the very same location where Scott Carpenter had a chilling encounter with the enigmatic Dogman!

The area we’re venturing into is infamous for countless cryptid sightings, and tonight, the supernatural is stirring. As we went deeper into the woods, we stumbled upon mysterious tracks in the mud, trees unexplainably downed in our path, and Bryan’s truck bearing the unmistakable marks of a cryptid confrontation. But that’s not all! We heard strange gnawing sounds lurking in the darkness, and something ominous flying overhead, casting a chilling shadow on our investigation. It’s as if the very air around us is charged with an otherworldly presence, possibly due to Bryan’s EM Pump that he had placed in the area earlier that day.

Will we finally come face-to-face with the elusive Dogman under the eerie glow of the supermoon? Or will we become just another entry in the annals of cryptid lore? You won’t want to miss this heart-pounding, suspense-filled adventure into the unknown!”

6 Responses to “The Confessionals: Hunting Dogman”

  1. Ron S

    This was really entertaining, I enjoyed it. Personally, I’d be a little nervous if it were me out there walking behind the ole Tonester… I’d be worried about stepping on a twig too loudly and he’d spin around with his “flashlight” and I’d have to start dancing. SNAP!… Pap Pap Pap! 🕺 😂

    Maybe try a headlamp next time:) be safe out there!

    • Ron S

      In another realm this song exists… Now that I made it up.😝

      The Boo-Gees, (Stayin’ Alive) 1977.

      🎶 Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, huntin’ werewolf man, no time to talk.

      Merkles loud and wolfman warn, I’ve been locked and loaded since I was born.

      And now it’s alright, it’s ok, just point that thing the other way.

      We can try, to understand,
      Confessionals effect on man.

      Wether your a trucker or Squatchin’ mother f#<$3!,
      You’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.

      Hear the bushes breakin’ while Merkels legs are shakin’ people,
      Stayin’ alive, stayin alive.

      Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive,
      Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive,

      OOOOh, when you walk.🕺🕺🕺🎶
      😂

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