Mike L

[Mike L]

I think if I was walking in the woods and saw a face attached to a 13 foot body I would flat out crap my pants! I’m too old to run so I guess I’d rely on my first reponse which is to load up my pant with good old number 2! The cool thing about being old is that when we get past the age of fifty our lower intestine start producing some nasty smelling microbes. The methane gas probably smells worse than a sasquatch. I probably would be too tough as well. I have various scar tissue.Oh well he’d only eat me once and I probably would try use whatever weapon I have to leave him with a permanent reminder of our encounter

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