Sep 25

Mattsquatch Presents: How to kill a bigfoot Part 2

Mattsquatch Presents writes “So, you just tracked down and shot a bigfoot. Now what do you do? Let’s talk about this. There are a lot of things to consider. You must plan your next steps carefully. Now the real work begins and you probably won’t end up being the big hero.”

12 Responses to “Mattsquatch Presents: How to kill a bigfoot Part 2”

  1. Sid N

    It seems to me a group of well armed men should be prepared and do drills on this. It would make sense to have s select group, and drill, drill, drill. This is what the military does. You would need to plan for every possible turn of events. I would think to kill and cut up the body parts, there would need to be a man apportioned to each body part for amputation, with their own equipment and leakproof knapsack tontransport it out. Each man on the ground should have 3-4 guards per side. Even the guys culling the body parts should be armed, and

    • Sid N

      And every man should be equipped with hatchets or such for amputations. Every member should participate in frequent drills and try to best their times. This should be so precise that each man knows his job and gets to it without losing even seconds of time. The drills should do real amputations to condition the men for the sight, smell, feel and overall way to best and quickly amputate the needed body parts. Transportation should be on standby. To do this right should require several weeks preparation, if not months. Every minute detail should be anticipated!

  2. Lewis S

    Infra sound throws most folks off their game. Mr. Bell in the last century killed big game of every kind in Africa using 7×57 when others used larger guns to kill elephants. Elephants use sound to shake up predators and human have been known to lode their mud when hit with it. Bell seemed immune to the sound and placed his shots where they did most good. The same of bigfoot, often people swear they are bullet proof. If you don’t have control of your body and weapon you miss targets. I’ve seen 7 men with rifles RUN out of the woods, my deer hunt was ruined. I get mad when they use that sound trigger my dad was highly affected by it though. Try exposure to infra sound and see if it bothers your nerves then weigh hunting them.

  3. Glen K

    (New Jersey) No offense, Matt, but what a crock of (you know what)!! If you must fantasize about killing something, why not start with Kim Jong Un !!! Leave Sasquatch alone!

  4. John

    300 weatherby magnum right between the eye’s
    Thats my mountain trustee rifle…
    Side arm 454 casual
    2nd mountain trustee AK-47 100 round drum
    Us pennsylvania mountain boys are wild & ready for them boogers ..

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